How to survive Lagos traffic

1. Enter early the bus so that you get a window seat, because if you get a middle seat, you'll be squashed.

2. Don't sit at the front, or in the middle, because of the loud noise of the voice or gramophone of the drug peddlers who will bombard you with entreaties until your pocket is empty.

3. Seat near not just any window, but a window that can open, so check the window in the seat you get to ensure the windows open before you choose that seat, because of suffocation in traffic.

4. Read a book to enrich your brain while two hours of your life disappears before your eyes, so you won't feel too irritated by the traffic and noise around you.

5.keep your camera on standby, because the funniest and weirdest memes, and blog posts occur unexpectedly as you commute, and use the pictures to thrill and grow your followers on social media. #Alsocreatecontent.

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